Bad things

Because some people are not smart,^{[Probably true!]} I made a list of things you shouldn't do.^{[Citation needed]}

Don't:

Do anything illegal in your country.^[Positively] (Unless it's funny)
Pull a "prank" involving chloroform, a coffin, and a shovel^{[Probably true!]}
Get too silly and then get put in the silly house ;p
Die, via
1. Skydiving without a parachute
2. Camping in the middle of a battlefield during an ongoing battle
3. Creating VX and then drinking it off of a bet
4. Getting pranked with chloroform, a coffin, and a shovel